These people had two reactions. An old lady screamed for the first time in centuries (it sounded more like a croak.) She cried, “Oh my! I must be dreaming! It’s going to crush us! It’s going to crush us all!” Then, as fast as her little legs could take her, she hobbled towards the exit of the park.
A small child tugged on his mother’s shirt and exclaimed, “Mommy, I love peaches! Can I have this one?” This boy’s mother grabbed him and tried to drag him away from the peach’s path. But, she was too late. The little boy with an extremely small brain greedily leaped onto the peach. Realizing that the peach was going to crush him, he started to run the opposite way that the peach was rolling to keep himself upright. The little boy shrieked, “Mommy! Help! Help!” His mother ran after the peach crying out, “Billy! Don’t fall down!” She failed to catch it. Nobody could outwit the peach!
The peach advanced into the amusement park. It sped right on the path in a perfectly straight line. Slightly afterwards, it came to a circus tent and tumbled through the entrance. It had also tumbled into a group of clowns huddled in a circle. They did not see the peach until it rolled over their feet. The clowns (There were about four of them) yelped and each them clutched a foot while they hopped around and sobbed like infants. In the meantime, while these clowns were wailing and moaning, the peach decided to try out an outfit. It charged into the dressing room at full speed. There were some tearing sounds and as soon as the tearing sounds stopped, the peach crashed out of the tent. It wore an extra-extra-extra-large mitten with purple spots. The little boy hadn’t been so fortunate. A pair of shorts that said, “I Love Elmo!!!” had ended up on his head, completely covering his face. Also, a long scarf with a leopard skin pattern was halfway tucked into his pants, making it look like he had a tail.
Even though the peach was dressed up, it didn’t slow down. Wobbling a bit as it shot down a grass covered hill; it stripped the grass out of the ground, leaving only dirt behind.
The Omni Theater of Excitement was located at the bottom of a hill. The workers inside decided to test out a movie. It was called “Paintballs.” Giant paint balls started to fly out of the screen. Suddenly, all the workers heard a low-pitched boom and a huge peach-like paintball seemed to come barreling out of the wall. A worker that went by the name Jill was frightened. Her eyes bulged out and she bit her lip to keep from screaming.
Someone said, “It is okay! You know it isn’t real.”
Another worker asked, “Does anyone know where these Elmo pants came from?” Then he turned to Jill and laughed, “Jill, come on, it’s just a movie!”
But as they got a closer look, they saw a boy with a tail clinging onto the peach paintball with all his might. So this peach was real! The rest of the workers eyes bulged out and their mouths formed perfect Os. The peach sailed over their heads and crashed through the opposite side of the theater.
A millisecond later, the peach flew out of the Omni Theater and somersaulted up a small slope. Its pace got slower and slower as it went up the hill. Although the peach was rolling very slowly, the small boy on top of it was too scared to jump down.
The peach was on the main path again. It rolled through the door of the candy shop. A bell that hung on the door jingled as it entered. The clerk was shelving Hershey bars with his back to the door. With the corner of his eye he scanned the customer that had entered. He saw a very fat woman with a small head.
“Good morning!” The clerk said.
No answer.
“Good morning!” The clerk repeated.
Silence.
“GOOD MORNING!” The clerk yelled.
Chirping birds.
Who did this person think she was? He growled under his breath. He turned around and to his surprise, nobody was there. Then he shrugged off his anger and went back to work. A few minutes later, he heard a faint squishing sound from the caramel room. At first, the clerk ignored it. Yet the sound got more and more frequent and a sudden realization swept over him. That lady had gone to the caramel room! The clerk dropped all the Hershey bars he was holding and sprinted into the room. He was too late! He would remember what he saw for the rest of his life! A peach that was covered in a thick coating of caramel and sprinkles was knocking down barrels of the sweet candy. Also, this special type of caramel was very slippery and had increased the peach’s rolling speed.
You must be wondering where the little boy went! The small boy had fallen into a barrel of caramel. I wonder how many trips to the dentist he will have to take when his mom finds him. The peach smashed into a ferris wheel, roller coaster, and everything in its path. After a while, there was a ground shaking clash ……
The peach had finally stumbled out of the park. Everyone watched as it rolled farther and farther away. They all wondered where it would go next.
Poor Johnny Priseless! Nobody knows where he went. Maybe he’s seeking revenge on the peach!
September 15, 2010
